Welcome to Two Smart Farts

Conversations by the Two Smart Farts are recorded as they solve the problems of not only our great Country, but the World. The conversations are primarily aimed at the U.S. Congress, the Administration, and the Supremes. You know, all those smart folks that can’t seem to ever solve a problem without injuring the public, or speak simple English. This site will have a conservative/ libertarian bias only in that the Two Smart Farts are self-described as such.  

The conversations between the Two Smart Farts are recorded from an unrehearsed script, with ground rules to help keep the two on point lest their libations get the best of them. No topic is considered off limits and a good effort will be made to keep the language PG13.

 Key conversation subjects will be snipped and cataloged by topic for the public to listen or research, and in support of the fragile memories of the Two Smart Farts. If you have the time, each unedited conversation will also be available.

 In addition to the audio conversations, there will be a Narrative Page where specific actions are outlined by the Two Smart Farts, for someone – anyone – to raise awareness in order to resolve some critical agenda that affects the taxpayers and their families.

Every attempt will be made to reference the sources for our discussion or postings, but there is no guarantee that we will remember what article got our ire in gear.